Dear Checkout Guy at the TJ's on California Ave. and Arroyo Parkway, Thank you for carding me yesterday (with a straight face I might add) when I bought beer and all those bottles of wine. YOU MADE ME THE HAPPIEST 40-YEAR-OLD ON THE PLANET!!
I will love you always!
xxoo, Barb
(Dear Internet - I bought a grocery-cart full of food too, not just the booze!)